Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.

-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.

by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011

No flaccid

It’s like no cap, it’s to inculcate what have been told is true and not a lie

And then the car exploded no flaccid!

by NetflixAndPopcorn July 3, 2025

hate flaccid

Opposite of a hate boner; when you see/think of someone you hate and it turns you off

I was searching for tentacle porn and saw Kamala Harris. I’ve never gotten a hate flaccid so fast

by zFlare5 January 3, 2026

A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024