goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

fl4shlight

one who masterbates while playing NS.

OMG!!! that spray just made me fl4shlight...

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

firelighting

When you flip a female upside down, and proceed to insert your penis into her opened mouth. Lighting her hair on fire, and screaming "Light em' up!"

"Jonathan started firelighting me last night so i left."

by Mattheau Riker Butler March 16, 2021

Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck

As the name subtly implies, this is a masturbatory act consisting of putting your fleshlight where the sun does not shine.

Soloman was bored at work, so he excused himself to the lavatory then Reverse Fleshlight Ass Fuck.

by Just Another Retarded Anon October 24, 2016

Flashlight Brown

some losers form canada that got together and started a band
music isn't spectacular but the songs are amusing

hey...at least it's better then avirl

by The Lost Vasquez January 3, 2004

urban flashlight

A phrase used in place of cell phone (or other handheld electronic device with a screen) when it is used to light one's way in the dark, most commonly illuminating the immediate area around one's feet.

Person 1: I can't see anything, it's so dark I feel like I'm gonna trip and fall.

Person 2: Well just whip out the ol' urban flashlight.

by adrianwaldsee January 13, 2013

Irish Fleshlight

The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant

O'Hurlihan: Oh boy'o I was so lonely last night I had to use an Irish Fleshlight

by SquashFox May 11, 2016