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Firemans blanket

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.
if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.
by James October 1, 2004
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firecane

A hurricane that contains a swirling vortex of fire and brimstone death as appose to wind and water. Formed when the government made a fatal mistake and tried to blow up a normal hurricane with nuclear warheads.
There’s a firecane headed right for us! Were all gona die!
by Chupa September 23, 2005
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Foremanize

(v.) To cook via the George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine
I'm feeling mighty hungry. I think I'll Foremanize me a couple burgers and some chicken.
by Brian Levy November 1, 2005
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foreman grill

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
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George Foreman

Former heavyweight boxer and grill maker who was recently discovered to have no fingerprints due to a tragic accident in his early grill making life.
Former heavyweight boxer George Foreman, who has reached popularity again with his range of cooking appliances, was held by security for 4 hours at the Miami International Airport today.

Security would not allow Foreman, who had been doing promotion in Japan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. An accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

A spokesperson for the MIA, Terry Noble, said "It has been an unfortunate misunderstanding and the airport sincerely apologises to Mr Foreman." He also stated that a review of the procedures at the airport had been launched to prevent the situation arising again.
by Borange January 14, 2006
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jon foreman

Switchfoot lead singer. Recently released two solo EPs, and has an amazing voice, and is a extremely talented, mature individual.
jon foreman is Third Only to John Lennon and Jesus.
by No one..in particular. January 11, 2009
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midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.
I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.
by biffula July 31, 2007
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