8 fingered asshole

When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"

After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.

by PixieStick75 September 29, 2010

three fingered jack

volcano thing on those rockie mountains.
also a kickass band from the very south.

3FJ do rock. www.threefingeredjack.com.ar

by Paul July 18, 2003

3 Fingered Bandit

A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.

"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.

by T.P.. February 4, 2008

fingerpenis

A penis that is lacking in girth relative to its overall length, leading to said penis resembling a finger. A true finger penis will be uncircumcised- the foreskin completes the finger resemblance. A circumcised penis will carry the moniker of a band-aided finger penis.

"Do you have condoms for people with long and skinny penises?"

"You mean fingerpenis condoms?"

by Steve with Warrior Balls December 6, 2011

Fingerhead

A dumb joke that led to the creating of a new word. Fingerhead is when you draw a face on the tip of one of your fingers and make it do different things.

Give me a marker, I want to draw a fingerhead.

by Erinthisisforyou June 12, 2018

Wine Fingered

The past act of pleasuring a women by using a bottle of wine, not champagne, then drinking a mixture of the wine and vagina juices.

Cole: "Ya I wine fingered her last night"
Austin: "Did you drink the juices?"
Cole: "Yes, it had a sweet taste."

by EarToucher December 21, 2012

fingered

Someone inserting a finger or fingers into your anus

Suck my cock while you finger my arse

by Drew March 27, 2004