fetchid

disgusting, degrading, pathetique. chest deep in a dead, bloated, cow

Jeff lived a fetchid existence

by Long John Silver September 15, 2004

fechew

Everything or anything that one is indifferent about.

Synonyms: I don't give a F**k

(Tom)" hey Jon want to go to the movies?"
(Jon)" fechew"

by ishouldbedoinghomework March 9, 2009

felch tube monkey

A fag that swings from ass hole to ass hole with a straw suckling cum

You felch tube monkey

by Imperial wiz March 29, 2015

felch

The oral retrieval of semen from an anus or vagina

Leanne M likes to felch dogs

by Stephanie F***** August 3, 2004

Fetchin

A way to say "cool" or "b****in" adapted from a saying from Mean Girls by Gretchen. "That is so fetch."

Lady Gaga: That is sooooo fetch.
Ke$ha: Stop trying to make "Fetch" happen, Gaga
Lady Gaga: You're just not fetchin enough to appreciate it.

by cucumber27 November 24, 2010

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

ass felching

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

by Born to Felch September 4, 2008