A man with goals asscheeks. Every time u smell them, u say, "oh yeah, let me smell that". And this is always and all the time. A Ferdinand is also a German term for jumping around in the barn with the chickens, before u sacrifice them too the great almighty CHOKOLAK! Why is Ferdinand the best person u always can smell a mile away? I can't tell you. The name Ferdinand is one of the worst names for kids, but not adults, so it's best too get it while your grown. Ferdinand´s have a pretty average penis length, but knows how too use it ;)
Heyyyy maboiiii, u see that massive Ferdinand person right in front of your eyes mahmainzzz?
Nah bruhhski I'm blind asfuck maguey..
Ah man I feel you.
Nicemahboii, I can smell he's asscheeks tho! Are they tasty or nah.
Ferdinand´s are as usual very tasty wachumean maboii?
Nah bruhhski I'm blind asfuck maguey..
Ah man I feel you.
Nicemahboii, I can smell he's asscheeks tho! Are they tasty or nah.
Ferdinand´s are as usual very tasty wachumean maboii?
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"Did you hear that sound?"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."
"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."
"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"It sounded like a gun"
"It must've been Ferdinand."
"Do you hear someone being tortured?"
"It's just the cat."
"I smell smoke."
"It's just the cat."
"OK seriously, you'll have to stop with 'it's just the cat.' You know just as well as I do that cats do not use death by a million cuts to kill their enemies, they don't have guns, and they don't explode. I'm going to stop coming over if you don't tell me what's going on, it's getting out of-"
But then he was killed by a mysterious throwing knife.
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