felted mound

The area just above a womens vagina that has a noticeable bulge and has a good mass of hair on it.

That women's felted mound stuck out like a sore thumb, I could see it from across the beach!

by forshizzlebdizzlemydickizle December 24, 2008

Felter

The act of taking advantage of handicapped accessories for personal gain.

I stole my mom's handicap sticker, so I could felter a parking spot.

by halbec October 31, 2011

Feltch

to suck cum out of another's ass/vagina using one's mouth.

Mark feltched his cum out of Harvey's corn hole with grace and style last night.

by JMC February 16, 2006

feltcher

Generally a person who drinks a fresh load out of someone elses asshole with a straw.

It is recently discovered that feltching has become an emo practice.

FELTCHER EMO "your never sad enough to drink your own cum out of your mates ass"

by bill JIBBLA October 6, 2006

Tom Felton

A blond British bombshell .
Hes really the HOTTEST man alive (;

He also played Draco Malfoy in the famous Harry Potter movies :D

He plays soccer and sings as well, (you can find him on youtube feltbeats ;D)

example
* a conversation between me and a fried*

friend: mmmmm tom felton so yummmy

me: hes mine hes so mine

by wogan_123 February 25, 2011

feltching

"When a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubricant and feces are present. That's fletching. It may or may not, include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth." -Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

"Feltching makes me want to puke."

by Steven August 10, 2004

Feltjob

The act of giving a puppet pleasure orally or or with your hands

Elmo is feeling horny, so he asks for a feltjob.

by MagicMemesLLC September 1, 2020