Flockers

A combination of the terms "Floppy" and "Knockers" when referring to a womans breasts.

Billy's mom makes great lasagna, but I really wanna see her flockers.

by Jimmy Drama August 9, 2008

flocked

The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)

Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time

by thehillshire March 28, 2015

The Flock

A group of fuck bois that migrate to your Snapchat after seeing cleavage pics. Usually boys that are raging with harmones. They may come to your house if you tell them you have OC. Found wearing no shirt from 9 pm on. Boys in this group usually don't wear shirts in a group and do it just for Snapchat. People in this group may give themselves permission to check you out in the hallway. It's like you are Snow White and the seven dwarfs . Except the dwarfs want to fuck you.

The flock ran to my house after seeing my parents leave it.

by Aliza Darinberg February 28, 2017

Flocking

Flocking : The act of a male driving at extreme speeds on the interstate (90-125 mph), so he can nest up with his girlfriend as quickly as possible, after not seeing her for a few days, since they live in seperate towns/cities. This occurs EVERY weekend (usually on a Friday afternoon after he gets off of work), and can resemble that of a continuous path that a flock of birds would take each year in migration. Hince the word "flocking".

Guy in car getting passed on interstate (said to Girlfriend in driver's side seat) : Did you just see that guy fly by us like that? ....whoa!...where was he going?

Girlfriend : That guy is blinded by the puss....he's flocking so hard that he's "too tough to tame", like Darlington speedway.

by Kam842 October 25, 2007

Flocker

A boy/man who flocks to a specific woman along with many other men. Typically, these women are people who are surprised by how many flockers she has. A typical nickname for a woman with many flockers is a "firetruck". Their female friends with less flockers may be referred to as "ambulances".

Julia- How are you going to choose a date for the dance out of so many guys?!?
Irene- Damn flockers, making my life difficult.
Julia- Maybe you shouldn't be such a firetruck.
Irene- Shut up, ya ambulance.

by ireneissosexy January 13, 2014

flocked

Past tense of flock. Short for "friends locked" on Livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.

I keep my pr0n flocked so my coworkers don't know how much I love teh buttsecks.

by coellcmu August 6, 2007

Flocking

Putting pink plastic flamingos on someone's lawn.

Flocking can be used as a prank, a lawn greeting or a fundraiser where people pay money to flock their friends and neighbors:

For a small sum of money, the flamingos are removed.
For a larger sum of money, the victim can chose which house will be flocked next.

To prevent from getting flocked, sometimes a donation can be payed in advance.

Also known as flamingoing.

The baseball team raised money by flocking the neighborhood.

"I would have gotten flocked, but I bought anti-flocking insurance!"

"I got flocked!"

by FlamingosAnonymous January 11, 2012