Rationalization or justification of behaviors that reinforce or keep a person fat.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Justifying eating patterns (I can only ever eat fast food, I don't have time to go home to eat or the money to buy my own groceries and make my own food).
Rationalizing fatty behaviors (I went on the elliptical for fifteen minutes, therefore I deserve a grand feast at the Golden Corral).
Fatty logic.
Fat Chick: "I used to have a lap band surgically in place to stop me from overeating."
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
Me (to myself): "Total fatty logic. The problem wasn't your stomach, the problem is all in the fork! Why treat symptoms of the problem instead of correcting the problem itself. Food enters through the mouth - that's the gateway, and dieting/exercise is the solution."
Fat Chick (somehow responding to my inner thoughts): "Maybe I can just duct tape my mouth shut after dinner. Yeah, that would work at cutting calories!"
Me: (Sigh, and eww.)
by Jeffro303 February 7, 2013
Get the fatty logicmug. A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.
by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020
Get the Fatty-NoDaddymug. 1. The sudden and uncontrollable anger experienced by a fat person when a specific food item they crave is unavailable
2. The general anger that builds as a fat person goes longer and longer without food
2. The general anger that builds as a fat person goes longer and longer without food
When Big Tony found out Debbie ate the last Oreo in the box, he flew into a fatty rage and nearly beat her to death.
by Dr. Judo Armistice July 15, 2010
Get the fatty ragemug. A person who likes to sit around all day, eat junk food and never exercise. Fatty's poor habits have led to FJ being overweight, and therefore called Fatty Jenkins.
by Smeagol/Gollum January 5, 2009
Get the Fatty Jenkinsmug. When you rip ass into your homies mouth, then proceeding to make out with the boys to transfer the stench.
by squeeble chungus October 3, 2020
Get the Fatty Shmorgmug. by XXXONTHEKILLSTREAKYAHXXX March 15, 2020
Get the Fatty Dubsmug. An explanation you give to your buddies when you have a real growler in your guts and you're about to give birth to a huge deuce, dump, toilet trout, pinch a loaf, etc.
by XXL Petey May 3, 2014
Get the drop a fattymug.