ass assassin

a flaming homosexual

"ahh look at those ass assassin!! fucking sick"

by dave January 9, 2003

so cal assassins

a group of extremely narcissistic and annoying people in the southern california region, based mostly in the san pedro area and some of the surrounding south bay. basically everyone that tries to belong to the "so cal assassins" are just major douchebags who think they're better than everyone in the history of the world. they pretty much all need a good ass kicking and hopefully will one day realize what incredible fucktards they are.

how to spot a "so cal assassin":

-look for an annoyingly large and lifted truck, usually extremely loud and obnoxious

-a lot of tattooed losers driving them

-people who act like they are not racist, but most definately are, as one can blatently see by their iron cross tattoos and white power state of mind

-someone who does absolutely nothing with their life but try and be cooler than they actually are.

girl #1: hey did you see those loser "so cal assassins" guys driving around in their piece of shit car trying to give everyone dirty looks?

girl#2:yeah, they should really stop with that, its actually extremely embarassing if you ask me.

by ahemmmmm January 20, 2009

Strap Assassin

An avid deer hunter. Strap refers to the backstraps of a whitetail deer. The best meat on the deer.

That Ted Nugent is really a strap assassin.
Yeah He just killed his third deer today.

by Falko87 December 9, 2010

meme assassin

Behind The Meme, AKA King of the nonmies. He claims to explain memes, but kills them.

It's pretty self explanatory.

The normie king kills memes
Man #1: Behind The Meme killed the Crash Bandicoot Woah meme and the Wot In Tarnation meme. He's a processionalmeme assassin.
Man #2: let's take him down.

by XxDemonKingxX May 20, 2018

fassasitate

to fantasise about people above the age of 70. Derives from the word fasser which means old.

Stop fassasitating over my grandma you big weirdo!

by esther.L and Nell.C the foxes February 18, 2005

assassinutted

The act of ejaculating on another person while they are completely and totally unaware.

I totally assassinutted all over my girl last night. She was so mad.

by Swavy mate September 10, 2015

assassinaction

The act of killing something by doing nothing at all to save its life.

I am guilty of killing all my house plants by assassinaction.

by Bophiuchus July 7, 2021