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fanking

The delightful art of re-contextualizing a product's name by taking a photo of it down near your crotch. Originated from the internet show "The Unicorn Circuit". Examples of it can be found at the Facebook page @FankingDaily
Barry: I was fanking the other day, and my fank got fank of the week!
Cheryl: Good work Barry!
by theblueturd June 19, 2018
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Fanking

Fanking is the art of recontextualising a product by holding it down near your crotch. This can be done by covering part of the word(s) with your thumb or fingers.
Moog: What an excellent example of Fanking!

Marty: What does that say?

Moog: Man(go) Juice!
by adth93 February 27, 2017
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farker

a male visitor to fark.com
my boyfriend is a farker too!
by farkette October 23, 2003
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Fanking

Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch.
Fanking in public is fun!
by pinkysnow November 28, 2016
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Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.
Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,
by btrev October 19, 2010
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Fankid (Videogame)

A person who supports their console with positive information. There are two types of fankids: Good and Bad.

Good: A person who prefers a particular type of console over all else, but respects all others.

Bad: A person who prefers a particular type of console over all else, but bashes all other consoles.
Good: I like Nintendo the most. I think they are innovative. I like their games the most above all else, but I will also play and enjoy PS2/XBOX/etc.

Bad: I like Nintendo the most. I think their games are innovative. I hate everything else because anything that is not Nintendo sucks major ass. All others can go to hell for all I care.
by Kyle (Ky-Guy) September 7, 2005
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fankle

The ugly stepsister to the cankle. When someone's ankle is so fat that it rolls over their shoes. Kinda like a fat ladies fat rolls over the top of her pants.
Damn, that dudes cankles have gotten so fat they have evolved into the elusive FANKLE!
by bleep_bloop November 5, 2013
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