fap

beating your meat so hard that everything feels fucking deadly

oh imma go fap on friday

by haha123433 June 4, 2018

fap

Also see faptastic.

by MoonKnight January 27, 2003

fap

In the positive sense: To excessively want or talk about something

In the negative sense: Referring to something that someone has overly tinkered with, talked about or added to.

Positive Sense:
Person 1: I'm fapping so hard for Final Fantasy XXII

Negative Sense:
Person 1: ... And it's got 30 wing mirrors and 36 12 inch subwoofers and 11 wheels...
Person 2: omfg seriously. Your car is such a fap.

by s3ph October 29, 2007

FAP

Also Facebook Applications Phenomenon - Usually refers to the annoying practice of spamming everyone you know on Facebook. With endless Facebook Applications such as Farmville, Friend For The Day. My Family, iHeart, and much, much more, it is common for a newbie to become a FAP troll. Most experienced Facebook users just block the app or apps and wait patiently for new users to learn the ropes rather than insult the neophyte by pointing out their garish behavior.

(1) Wait awhile before you fbf Sharon...she's still in FAP mode.

(2) I just block all the FAP spam so I don't have to deal with it.

by Wordturne May 22, 2010

fap

Fast acting penis
#2 Fast ass penetration
fast access penetration
#1 Fast access penis
Fast access pussy

Man last night i used my #1 fap and #2 fapped her ass in a heart beat

by TheUBERMaster May 1, 2012

fap

See Also: wordfaphat/word and wordjosh/word.

by The Anomaly February 5, 2003

FAP

Acronyn for Fake American President

Did you hear, FAP is tweeting in his bathrobe again.

by Joe Colderson February 25, 2017