Farking

In the act of fucking, or having sexual intercourse in the dark.

I couldn't see her face when we were farking, but I rather not.

by AngryMushroom January 26, 2011

flanking

The process of sitting in the seats right next to people in prime seating in a movie theater in an effort to make them uncomfortable and encourage them to move so that you can steal their seats.

Those two have my favorite movie seats! Let's try flanking them. You take the seat on their left and I'll take the right. The incursion into their personal space will get them to move.

by jugrock January 14, 2013

dakota fanning

An ugly little kid who thinks shes the shit and wants to seem smart when her goal in life is to be tom cruise's prop for public events.

Dakota Fanning is an ass kissing motherfucker

by opTIAshizzNAZZ May 15, 2006

fandingle

fan-din-gle The happy cousin of the "F" word. to be used in public places.

used to take place of or used in place of the "F" word. Term to be used in any situation that you cant use the "F" word.

after hitting my hand i screamed fandingle.
what the fandingle is going on in here.
that job is so fandingled.
we fandingle every wedneday.
what a beautiful fandinglishous day
how in the fandingle did you do that
your so fandingled whey they get home
I love to fandingle after drinking all night.

by Domaniac May 19, 2009

Franking

1) verb: the act of being entirely unreasonable when it comes to trading in fantasy baseball. I.E. Offering Sam Fluid in every trade, asking multiple opinions or arguing every time some one gives you one. (note: not limited to people named frank even though franks are usually the best at franking)
2) verb: the act of not getting along with people named Neil.

1) Neil, why is that guy franking on you.
2) Sam Fluid for Nelson Cruz, you got to be franking me!

by Fbballer12 January 7, 2012

funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

by Marjaan. May 2, 2008

Fanning

when you rub peanutbutter all over your clit and let brandy and shamrock lick it off

its ok because its your dog

by emma February 18, 2004