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Rumpus Flumping

The act of engaging in wicked, rough anal sex. The word "flump" comes from the sound that the "givers" crotch makes when slapping against the "takers" bum.
I know she's not really into it, so I lubed up good and surprised her with some crazy rumpus flumping!
by flumpRus February 25, 2011
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g-flumpin'

something that people of color, Or "young niggas", refer too. They often write it on their myspace profile or on their binders at school. sometimes even their shoes. The meaning of this word is not completely clear, but some people believe it to be "the act of flipping burgers" should the real definition become clear i will change this.
"Man...after what's Tiger Woods going to do now that he isnt golfing?"

"Bro, he probably gonna be g-flumpin' 'for too long"
by jamarcusisgangstayoyo January 28, 2010
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Flumps

The two pink squishy balls between a mans legs. Men find it highly pleasurable when these are gently stroked, sucked or fondled, however, they become agitated when they are in danger, and may even kill in order to protect them.
James liked putting dog food all over his flumps and inviting his dog to lick it off.
by wyli August 2, 2005
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Flumpkin

The act of eating the twatular area whilst a girls takes a dump
opposite of a blumpkin

I wanted some tang and my girl needed to crap, so I gave he a flumpkin.
by T. Woolhoss November 19, 2003
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Saggle Flump Pus (SFP)

The rotting, mutating fluids and gastric discharge erupting from the stomach that has gradually diluted as it slowly sinks through the entire female anatomy, rotting and purging everything there is until finally it all cascades and slithers out from the south gate, spraying and splatting all over the inner thighs and floor of the horribly unlucky victim.
Girl, you so totally just Saggle Flump Pus (SFP) ed all over my new nikes.
by The grand morster. March 23, 2007
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Salty Flump Sack

One, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of Flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods AKA Flurb
Damn That Flurb over there has such a large amount of Flump in his salt sack He best be sharrin' it with me son! I am deprived of my Salty Flump Sack and its running dry cause my reserves of Flump have run out
by Tankordzoz January 8, 2009
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flump sucker

A flump sucker is a person who incoheriantly constantly sucks cocks. Can refer to any gender or age as long as they're a cock sucking ass-hole.

Also a great way of insulting without swearing in order not to get wrong at school or in front of parents.
Person1: Oh my god, here comes John again.

Person2: Maybe people would like him if he wasn't such a flump sucker.
by Skii May 6, 2005
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