fellatio ratio

at a large gathering or party, the ratio of hoes to bros.

dude its a total sausage fest here, the fellatio ratio is shot to hell

by nagoosk January 10, 2009

Scuderia Fellatio

Formerly known as Scuderia Ferrari. Became Scuderia Fellatio following the recruitment of The Cheating Kraut Bastard, Dross Prawn and the Toady Cohort. Cheating assholes, bankrupting the ethical sportiness of Formula One and tarnishing the mythical allure of the previously great team. Bent on World Domination through cheating and underhanded political intrigue.

Assholes... fucking assholes

by Forza Minardi June 10, 2004

air fellatio

For a female to stimulate the penis without having any contact with it.

Damn, Ericka gave me an air fellatio. Now it makes me want the real thing!!

by driftracerr34 March 1, 2009

fluttershy fellatio

when a brony somehow obtains a very shy girl to give him fellatio. she usually talks quietly after the brony ejaculates in her mouth. (she also wonders what she would do with it as wanting to spit it out but doesn't want to be rude.)

guy 1:ah man i heard mike got some fluttershy fellatio.

guy 2:yeah you two are such bronies!

by scareltmeglacklein2007 October 29, 2011

Failcation

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.

"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."

by shellandrill May 29, 2013

familliation

Being with the family

Leslie has experienced familliation this summer

by Andrew and Leslie August 11, 2007

failization

a realization that two people failed,
one right after the other

that was an EPIC failization!

by gman979 October 19, 2009