Failzeton

The newest nickname for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Based on the facts: a) Hazleton misspelled it's own name; b) all attempts to salvage this city always fail; c) Hazleton, PA = epic fail.

Another pimp killed another ho, instead of pimping that bitch for mad money. Welcome to Failzeton, biatch!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 24, 2010

Foilie

A smoking pipe made out of foil paper. It’s usually made rolling it into a market or pen, then twisting the top up for the bowl.

Hey bro I have some good kush, you have your pipe with you?

Nah man all I have is my foilie I made this morning since I broke my glass pipe.

by joshwua915 June 18, 2017

Fecial Fairies

Flies. See Poo Pixies; Excrement Elves or Log Lepricauns.

It's you who the Fecial Fairies are attracted to NOT me!!!

by Dan Brew August 13, 2006

Lawn Fairies

the guy who said its a soccer player

lawn fairies dont play soccer,they mow your lawns

by jon the baptist May 10, 2008

frilies

the little strings on the bottom of jeans. they come from being stepped on and worn out.
can be burned out with fire, or removed with scissors.

man, i always get those white frilies on my jeans because they're too long and i step on them.

by cupcakee! January 3, 2009

Failicorn

somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn.

Tommy: hey I tried to hook up with Tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried.

Timmy: WHAT? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day?

Jimm: you're such a failicorn...

by Sepulverture June 15, 2009

faility

The level of fail of something.

Campbell's ridiculous comments displayed a high degree of faility.

by neutronv6 April 22, 2009