Facial Discrimination

The art of accusing somebody on the grounds that they have treated somebody differently based on their face.

Example of Facial Discrimination

Ted: Are you gonna give that black chick the job?

Jack: Nah, i dont like her face. Much prefer that Hawaiian chick... mmmmmm......

by JewishMike January 3, 2008

facial hair

Either it looks like shit rubbed onto your upper lip, our your a very "large and in charge" woman with what looks like the rat-stache of a 12 year old boy.

The managers at Burger King

by whopper boy December 11, 2004

facial expressions

complete term "owned in the facial expressions"- basically a cool way of saying "i kicked your ass"

owned in the facial expressions

by NJG101 March 21, 2008

facial hemiatrophy

(fay shul - he me a trof ee) A disorder of missing half of ones face.

I went down to my hood, and came back with a facial hemiatrophy. What a horrible day!

by Austringer October 8, 2006

Facial Aerial Teabag

(FAT) When the nut sack in Sanctum suddenly hits you in the face when you think you're at a safe distance, causing you to get knocked off. This can only happen when you're on top of a block, therefore, aerial.

Sometimes known as the 'Sneaky Aerial Teabag' if you get hit from behind.

Shinigami Prophet: OMG Facial Aerial Teabag
LazyNoob: ROFL, tea bagged
SlayerAce: LMFBO (Laughing my fat balls off)
Shinigami Prophet: FU

by Shinigami Prophet July 11, 2011

facial explosion

when you enter a facial expression to your friend on aim and the faces explode in the background.

Dude, did you see that facial explosion Greg sent us. They went everywhere!

by Abagoda June 10, 2008

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020