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fart

(noun)- the emmission of gases for the anus, produced
by the breakdown of starches, sugars,and protein in
the large intestine.

(verd)- to release said gases violently with either a
loud, blubbering noise, a soft purr, a short, loud blast,
or a silent whoosh. However, said gases may have different
olfactory factors ranging from the scent from a paper
mill to that of rotting cabbage.
Never fart in ANY enclosed places.
That would be considered torture in
anyone's book, even the Geneva Convention
would not condone it.

"Awww... MAN!!! Smells like rotten
Easter eggs getting a perm!" - From Mighty Max
by CDSmith1967 October 15, 2006
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*Fart* Yay! I found more black underwear!
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a smelly explosion emitted from one's ass. It smells horrible and is usually caused by comsuming baked beans or curry (or both)
Fred ate baked beans and curry for his lunch earlier...he just stank out the classroom.
by Andrew August 7, 2004
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Air passing through the anus, and causing flappage of the outer-hole, releasing a sound and smell. The smell always smells great to the one who released it, and the noise is great to everyone who hears it!
Dude! I farted! Mmmm Good...(laugh) for more information look up flatulate
by JDRB October 15, 2006
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Aimi: did you just fart?

Tokiko: no..

Duck: i did

Tokiko: dear god save us
by Tokiko-chan August 23, 2007
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Releasing a huge ass mother fucking smelly force from the asshole that can be funny, may cause anger, or even be fatal. DANGER:keep out of reach of children
Bet u i can kick ur farts ass!!!
by Jebudia Smith October 15, 2006
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