T-FUTT

Too Fucked Up To Trip. Being just past having fun at a party, but not quite passed out or puking. Just being hella loaded.

Man, I done drank a twelve pack and smoked a blunt. I'm T-FUTT. I'm just gonna chill out for a minute and get right.

Originally made up by me, now widely used where I'm from, and even more widely achieved.

by Spatumz September 2, 2005

Futas (Foo-thas)

Used to describe the degrees outside, how something smells, or in the event of an accident

Futas (Foo-thas) dick did you see what happened back there?

by NATO_P July 12, 2007

furts

Fucking Hurts
More painful than just "regular hurt"
(Not to be confused with 'fert' redneck slang for 'fart')

Adjective- Ow! Don't shoot me with that, it furts!

Verb-Imma furt you real good if I found out you the one that scratched up my Escalade!

Noun-You gonna be in a worlda' furt if you cheat on me again!

by "P" July 29, 2008

Futashi

Pronounced Foo Tah She

A word derived from the phrase "Fu Ta Shi" (pronounced Fuh Tah Shi); which is an abbreviation of the phrase "Fuck that shit".

Fisher: Hey, does anyone want to help me move?
Lynch: Futashi...

by AsILayLynching January 7, 2010

futterman

the middle toe (two left of the big toe)
also, a term for grundle
abrev.-futt

Ow, you fuckin stepped on my futterman! You grundle!

by Matthew Futterman July 28, 2008

Futtaim

Futtaim is usually the name of a very gentle, sublime characteristic person. He loves to enjoy the small things in life, has a very deep understanding of one's feelings, and respects them as their own feelings. He is usually attractive to women and has many female friends and well-wishers. One who is a friend of Futtaim shouldn't worry about being bullied or made fun of.

Yeah man, I saw Futtaim on AVI, playing bangers.

by Zenixx May 9, 2020

futtock

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

by andyrew b July 19, 2006