Frito Feet

The smell coming from your dachshund's feet. This is normal don't freak out. However, if you literally smell a bag of Frito chips, then smell a dachshund's foot, it will smell exactly the same. Side note: the smell is worst when the dachshund wakes up in the morning or after laying in one area for a long time.
Guy 1: "Dude, what is that smell? Is that Frito's? *Sigh* And you weren't going to share?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, that's just my girlfriend's dachshund's frito feet."
Guy 1: "WTF???"
Guy 2: "Chill out, its normal."
by Shifty Jiffy December 08, 2013
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hobbit feet

characterized by hair on the top of the foot and big toe
Tackitt never took off his socks for fear of someone calling attention to his hobbit feet.
by Miscreant May 29, 2007
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shaq feet

"damn the girl got shaq feet"
by bitchass'n March 26, 2008
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Bongo feet

In Hanna-Barbera cartoons, the sound of rapid bongo playing often accompanies a characters' get away.
Just one look and it was bongo feet from then on.
by Burlap Thong April 18, 2010
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Deadbabies Feet

When something in a picture takes away the sexiness or hotness of something else.

Referring to the movie "A Door in the Floor" starring Jeff Bridges in which the character Eddie has to cover up Jeff Bridges characters dead sons feet in a picture with his wife so he can jack off to her.
The Little Girl: Where are the feet?

Jeff Bridges: Sorry, we show her these pictures a lot, she gets upset if we don't show her. Goodnight Eddie.

Eddies (internal dialogue that I made up): I wouldn't have to if your dead babies feet weren't such a cock block! Freaking deadbabies feet!
by HotRollaSizzle September 07, 2008
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Festy-Feet

What your feet look like after a music festival without wearing shoes for a few days. You step in anything you can think of and have burns and cuts all over them, these feet are known as festy feet.
Today's the last day of this festival and after 4 days I've got a bad case of Festy-Feet!
by Serial32 September 08, 2009
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Canoe Feet

When a rugby player who claims to be highly skilled at completing conversions misses. Boyce, “Leave this to me boys”.
Crowd, “how did he miss that? That lad has canoe feet
by Geoff Paddle November 09, 2021
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