exotico

Spanish Male stripper

Exotico rocked my world last night...and it only took 7 dollar bills

by Pantalone December 14, 2008

emoteless

Being so full of emotion that no emote nor combination of emotes can really express how you feel.

"Dude, I just got an iPod."

"They now have Pandora for the iPod, and it's free."

"I am emoteless"

by austinhaws September 25, 2008

Exotic Cheese

A type of cheese that is very unique or rare; sometimes has a disgusting odor

"Who smells like exotic cheese in here?"

by Mr. Carter and Unicorn Vomit February 8, 2010

egotesticle

1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.

2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).

"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"

by banjolin October 6, 2011

EmoTerrorism

Emotional Terrorism or Relationship Ransom. When a friend or relative that you're super close to, all the sudden gives you the silent treatment, not for anything you've done to them directly, but because they feel it's their right in order to force you to change something they don't approve of in your own life.

Example 1:
- Dude, why's your guy giving you the {silent treatment}?

- He's committing {emoterrorism} cuz I won't give him his way on every little thing..

Example 2:
- It seemed like nothing could get between you and your sister.. What happened?

- Oh, she's holding our {relationship ransom} until I make my choice the way she wants it to be made.

by DesignForPeace June 10, 2012

egotesticle

adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality

“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”

by raindropper February 8, 2013

Esoteric Language

A programming language designed as a joke or a way to frustrate programmers as they try to figure out what the fuck they're doing with their lives.

Ben Olmstead:"Hey, A! I just made an esoteric language to frustrate you since I know you love programming!"
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."

by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 2, 2017