Excrementally Challenged

Constipated.

Man, I shouldn't have chugged all that Pepto Bismol, I'm gonna be totally excrementally challenged for the next few days.

by smellanor_ September 15, 2010

Exclamascious

Possessing the qualities of an exclamation point.

A yo that partay was exclamascious!!!!!!!!!!!

also see : Wristy

by BawlsnVeiners878889 May 25, 2011

extramarital text

Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.

Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.

by redshirt58 August 22, 2011

extramarital text

Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.

Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.

Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!

by weteachourselves August 14, 2011

encramped

When a female is encountering period cramps.

I am not encramped today, but I was encramped yesterday.

by Allpinkeverything June 17, 2011

excrementology

the study of excreta, their nature, the diseases caused by them, etc.

Excrementology is a medical science.

by uttam maharjan October 19, 2011

Excrapulator

(Noun): a garbage disposal like device for your shower drain.

"no time to take a shit then shower, I'll just jump in, hit the switch and let the excrapulator do it's job."

by Mike and Corey father and son December 27, 2011