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exasturbate

When one's longstanding and upsetting non-sex life is addressed through masturbation, which, instead of offering relief or escape, exacerbates the situation, by reminding the person he/she is all he he/she has and likely will ever have.
After the supermodel party had ended, Hamish, as always, returning home alone, took matters into his own hand, as always. The production said and done -- looking around at his filth-nest of an apartment, the mountain of unwashed laundry, the tatty Led Zeppelin posters and the soiled sheets -- it provided no relief, proving only to exasturbate the awful finality, the unending and grave awareness of his apparent lot in life.
by McChampers October 20, 2011
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exactally

emphasis on exact and lee.. more expressive
that is exactally!! what i was talking about.
by eli vaughan June 13, 2008
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Exactually

*Saying this to someone that is kinda dumb.*

You are exactually correct! Wow, I can't believe it, dumbass.
by Emilie Betterererers. May 13, 2009
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Exacerbate

Means the same thing as exasperate, but sounds more like masturbate and is therefore funnier, and funner to say. Its like im getting away with something dirty, like everytime I go to the restaurant Fudrucker's.
fudrucker's exacerbates puerile wit.
by darius sunofovich January 5, 2005
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Exactly

The word said when affirming that you know what the other guy is thinking when he's not talking (or possible drooling.) Often followed with agreed'd
Graham:You know what'd be sweet?
George:Yeah!
Graham:WhaT?.. Oh!
George:Exactly
Graham:Agreed'd
George:No,what?
by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007
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exactly

the easy way out of an argument you have a snowball's chance in hell of winning. the pansy's way out. only to be used by wimps.
"Amy, you're a butthead"
"no, i'm not."
"yes you are!"
"exactly!"
by Bite me, my love. November 10, 2002
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Exacerbate

To excessively masturbate.
Eric: "Get out of my room, I'm masturbating."
Ian: "Alright, just don't exacerbate."
by electricfeel October 14, 2009
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