cleaned everybody's clock

give someone a beating.

"he went wild and cleaned everybody's clock down there in the dugout"

by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024

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everybody loves raymond

we all do
you do
i do
my serial killer neighbor does
michael jackson does
obama does
kurtis conner does
literally everyone does

neil cicierega: EVeRyBOdY LovEs RayMOnD
me: same
you: same
my cereal killer neighbor: same
michael jackson: same
obama: same
kurtis conner: same
literally everyone: same

by human i think February 3, 2023

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Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.

Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?

by E hates Q February 21, 2023

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Everybody

Everybody knows better. You don't think what you think. You don't think what you say you think. You should think what THEY need you to think. Your motivations can't be articulated. They can only be inferred. The contents of your mind aren't your own. You are a blank canvas who serves no purpose other than to be painted to illustrate the speculations of others. Framed to their liking and walked past dispassionately in the museum of life. Maybe one of the CURATORS will pay you some attention every once and a while. Explain to the mob what you mean. You have no ability to express yourself. You can't know the contents of your own mind. You can only be observed. And if they're wrong? Who gives a shit? IT doesn't matter. Even though IT is you.

Hym "Everybody know better. Even though they don't. It doesn't. It won't matter. You'll be dead soon... And it'll be like you had never existed at all..."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

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