I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

romantic evening

A quick finger blasting and a jab in the face.

My girlfriend asked if we could spend a romantic evening together at the weekend. So I slipped a few sleeping pills in her drink, gave her a quick finger blasting and a jab to the face to finish her off.

by OilyAlien September 27, 2013

eventful evening

a fun iconic cool way to say have a nice end of the day!

i wish you an eventful evening, good sir

by vampireservants October 18, 2020

I'm not even mad

Meaning that you did something that would normally piss someone off but impressed them even more so that they are not angry.

"Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing."

"You just shot me in the chest...but the blood is making a smiley face! I'm not even mad!"

by james oberg May 24, 2008

I don't even..

When something is so surprisingly stupid, you can't even fathom a way to react.

...What the fuck... I don't even...

by sir3n April 03, 2011

I can't even

Used on blogging sites, mostly Tumblr, is an expression that denotes so many emotional responses that the user can’t even comprehend what has been said or seen.

I literally cannot even..
I can't even..
I am unable to even..
I have lost my ability to even..
I am so unable to even..

by Tumblahblogger November 21, 2012

i'm not even cute

something that is supposed to let girls complement you. said by eddie greene. he once was serious, but now makes it into a joke

eddie:i'm not even cute
girl:yes you are

by j-rob mad fresh May 18, 2010