Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!

"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."

by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007

Clout Engineer

Someone who has completely mastered the art of gaining clout for their own personal financial or personal gain.

"Kylie Jenner Is Definitely A Clout Engineer"

by Brandon Packard October 7, 2019

Biomedical Engineer

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.

"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."

by Nippon August 30, 2008

social engineer

a master of the human psyche who may, at a moments notice, bend the will of another human to fit his own, a hacker of the human mind.

"social engineers bend human will"

by a social engineer June 26, 2004

southern engineer

This means to fix something, usually without the proper tools or parts. Often duct tape is used in massive amounts. Analagous to the phrase nigger rig.

The furnace in my house is southern engineered.

by Phife54 February 17, 2006

sanitation engineer

a garbage man

Daddy when I grow up to be a man I want to be a sanitation engineer so I can pick up garbage.

by hibbidiji March 22, 2004

Mechanical engineer

The sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

Caleb, a Mechanical engineer, is one of the sexiest people on the face of the planet earth.

by Tall_guy May 16, 2006