When one individual finds themselves in a situation in which they are very cold but unwilling to admit that they are in dire need of snuggie.
Justin: Wow you guys are really gay for wearing snuggies. (looks the other way wishing he had one.)
Kayla and Bryan: he's got snuggie envy
Kayla and Bryan: he's got snuggie envy
by snuggielove January 22, 2010
A viral disorder, usually among men, that causes obsession with someone else's television. Characterized by longing for the latest technology, tube envy can cause unplanned visits to appliance stores, resulting in custom home theatre installation and unexplained jock itch. While spreading slowly, this disorder can propagate through entire subdivisions in one football season. An unexpected side effect is increased discussion of Oprah brought on by the female. There is no cure, but purchase avoidance begins with vigorous outdoor exercise.
Caught the Tigers game at Aaron's -- that 40-inch screen gave me a case of TUBE ENVY. See you at the mall.
by Dr. Funkenbass October 25, 2006
gender envy is a feeling that we can feel towards someone who express their gender identity in a way, that we can feel envy of. It can be something about looks, style, or specific parts of the person that we feel gender envy to. It’s a feeling that mostly trans people feel.
by POLEJOLEJ January 26, 2022
Being a bobkitten
by fluffycake kitten July 20, 2011
When you do not get to sleep with someone, who has been intimate with everyone else in the circle of friends. This can lead to the development of Eskimo Envy, whose other symptoms include a proclivity to eat ice cream and frozen yogurt but deriving no joy from the experience, a general frigidity with that circle of friends, as well as the desire to mail order a Snuggie.
Mark, Kyle and Josh and friends. Amy has slept with Mark and Kyle, but not Josh. Mark and Kyle are now Eskimo brothers, but as Josh has not been allowed into the igloo, he develops Eskimo Envy as a result
by Herr Seifenblasen January 25, 2016
Envy experienced by gardeners who, upon visiting gardens in climates other than their own, wish they could grow plants they can't.
One Illinois gardener to another: "I loved visiting Pasadena, but the zone envy was too much to bear."
by T Bandman September 03, 2006
Bumping into someone from school and asking them what they do now.
And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.
And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.
And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.
And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.
by BleachGirl101 November 06, 2018