Someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. He often looks on Dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.
Richie: "Stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time."
Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
Mike: "Dude 'Cretin' is the word of the day on dictionary.com... Way to be an Emu Explorer."
by the mysterious eggman July 10, 2010

by luvsemu April 26, 2016

by the random. February 1, 2022

A sexual position similar to doggie style, but less slobbery and more feathery. Requires the receiving party to be positioned in the floor with their legs tucked under them. Its logistically challenging.
by Sara Desiree Renee August 13, 2024

Can be used interchangeably for calling someone a pedophile.
This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".
This was an alternative word that users used when a large-scale censorship on a meme sharing website called "iFunny".
User A: "Damn, she's hot af."
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."
Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.
User B: "That's a 13 year old, you fuckin emu."
Both "emu" or "emuphile" are commonly used. Though there isn't a true origin for how the flightless bird and pedos are related.
by elGatoPacun September 19, 2025

by Deadopspack December 5, 2020
