a sexy man named emil who has massive muscles and a huge dick. also has a fat ass and is just so so sooooo sexy!! literally has a third leg, its so big its scary.
by emilssecretadmirer December 24, 2023
Get the sexy emilmug. by Cool alpha girl May 13, 2022
Get the Emilemug. by baddie08 January 22, 2022
Get the emilemug. Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.
Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*
by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023
Get the Carl-Emilmug. by Suspect69 June 27, 2017
Get the emil timmermanmug. A guy with a huge cock often pretty masive (15 inches) and he is handsome, nice smile and has a natural cock.
by Emil Woodbank December 11, 2016
Get the Emilmug. by Lilpeterfromisland March 12, 2018
Get the Mads Emilmug.