eight ball

To keep it real, there is no certain weight to an eightball and crack will weight 3.0 and cocaine 3.5.

I need a bizzy. (To keep it low key!!!)

by Pusha_D June 20, 2004

eight ball

A round shaped poo excreted from the anus which usually occurs after anal sex. This happens to the receiver of the sexual occurance.

Man, you put another eight ball on my bed Lucy! Control yourself woman!

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

eight balling

To smuggle cocaine in ones vaginan.

I was eight balling it on the plane trip.

by earnesttt April 13, 2009

Eight Minutes

To do something extraordinarily fast or in a noticeably smaller time frame than than the length of time it usually takes.

Originally came from a story where two girls were going to be late for school. They lived about twenty minutes away, but drove so fast, they got to school in eight minutes.

Can be used with the word "under" to add additional speed to the action. This has a similar effect to Over 9000, but should not be confused with it.

Girl: Awh man, we're gonna be late for class...
Boy: Eight minutes! We can do this!

Wow! She totally finished that Statistics test in under eight minutes!

by Sylvannis November 3, 2011

eight_figure

A very sexy guy with a nice shaped face , usually refers to thee black ones

Ex: Rich nigga, eight_figure , that's my type.

by Rxchdaah January 19, 2020

Eight-legged anal walkers

It is the act of laying a women on her back, chaining her ankles to her neck so she can't move, then you deficate, urinate, and ejaculate on her butthole, vagina, and gooch. Then you leave it to sit for excactly 4.63 days, by this time there should be bugs and maggots walking around her genitalia, thus being anal walkers.

Dude, that chick in you basement still have those eight-legged anal walkers?

by Spraynard_Kruger May 28, 2009

eight ball

a chronically unfortunate or ineffective person

He's an eight ball when it comes to education.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 22, 2007