one who has zero hand-eye coordination & zero game with the ladies. probably someone who wears hollister and abercrombie to think he is hot but in actuality is just a loser.
by qriewuprqw December 16, 2008
Get the eddiemug. someone that you regret meeting. at first he seems like a real "friend" but ends up the biggest mistake of your life. he gets obsessing. and "trys" to get it his way. he's the guy that you wont feel bad hurting. sure there will be some guilt but he D E S E R V E S it. honestly, if you come across someone like this, dont turn to his "close" friends. that will only come back to haunt you and hurt you. dont feel bad hurting someone who has hurt you and caused you to hurt them. dont feel bad. it gets better. you will show him who is in control.
p.s DONT fall for the tears. they are only a trap for you to fall into his arms again. dont put yourself there.
p.s DONT fall for the tears. they are only a trap for you to fall into his arms again. dont put yourself there.
you know who you are eddie
by YouKnowWhoIAmEddie July 29, 2012
Get the eddiemug. A rich white kid who doesn't know how to dress and is a supreme hypebeast. Never takes off his hat unless he's sleeping. Thinks he's a stoner because he smoked weed once.
by gaypornstar101 February 13, 2017
Get the Eddiemug. The act of being a beligerent violent, usually mexican, alcoholic. While drunk sticks random large objects in his unusually sized ass.
by katersjabob June 15, 2008
Get the Eddie mug. Disgusting perv who will never leave you alone. You'll wish he had never found your number when he never stops texting you. He's hideous and slimy and will stalk you forever. If you meet an Eddie, RUN AWAY and never turn back!!!!
by duck_tape March 28, 2010
Get the Eddiemug. celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)
by Lexi November 27, 2003
Get the Eddie!mug. Used to describe a hair line (widow's peak) like Eddie Munster from the sitcom The Munsters. Whenever you greet this person you should shout, "Eddie!", in a rather obnoxious manner, leaving the person confused as hell if they are not familiar with the series.
Man, that guy you set me up with yesterday had a hell of an Eddie".
Your widow-peaked friend walks in:
You: "Eddieeee! How's it going?
A stranger with said hair line walks by, commence by shouting Eddie.
Your widow-peaked friend walks in:
You: "Eddieeee! How's it going?
A stranger with said hair line walks by, commence by shouting Eddie.
by Anonymous_89 February 23, 2010
Get the Eddiemug.