Earthlink

The WORST ISP there is on the planet, hands down. Should be out of business. Example below will give you an idea as to what kind of morons run the show there.

Me: "Hi, I'm having problems with my connection"
Earthlink Tech man: "I'm very sorry ma'am"
Me: "????"
Earthlink Tech man: "Calling for tech support? You'd have better luck bleeding a stone."
Me: "I've fixed it myself"

On a more positive note..because of their uselessness I've taught myself much.

Earthlink, like HELLO?? McFly wake up.

by Mikeala January 8, 2006

Earski

The art of pleasing someone via the ears

Oh my god he wanted me to give him an earski, What a freak!

by DJ Skimask February 14, 2009

Earth Dandruff

another word for snow

whats that on the ground??
EARTH DANDRUFF :D

by jajaleigh August 3, 2009

earth-moving

1. radical; 2. earth shattering; 3. a major life-changing event; 4. Something so very shocking, that moves the ground under your feet; 5. Something that is mind-blowing; 6. surprising; 7. crazy; 8. insane; 9. a doozy; 10. when something is so amazing that it changes your world; 11. to break up or destroy the tranquility or settled state of; 12. another way of saying mind-blowing, or fucking amazing.

She: "So, how was your date with that hottie last night?"
Me: "It was totally earth-moving."

by littlemomento December 9, 2013

Earth Lagging

Mean's you are behind in human society.

Oh brother, he's earth lagging

by TCo[R] September 14, 2020

hollow earth hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by some that states the earth is hollow and may have people or tiny suns inside of it. Jules Verne used this idea in a story of his, The Journey to the Center of the Earth (sorry I can't italicize on this phone).
Others believe were on the inside of the earth and outer space is inner space. However its proved that space is expanding so that's debunked.

Jon believes the earth is hollow on the inside, so he is an adhereant to the hollow earth hypothesis.

by happyatcommonsense March 8, 2015

young ears

A kid that you probably shouldn't cuss around. They need to keep their innocence. Their ears are young because they haven't heard anything "naughty" yet. Like if your friend accidentally says something in front of your younger sibling, you would say " be careful there's young ears"

Hey don't say that. There are some young ears around.

by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020