early-ish

1) early, but only relatively early
2) when one shows up late for work as usual, but earlier than they usually do and/or their co-workers usually do

"I can't believe Mr. Pearson bitched me out for coming in at 830! I usually don't even come in until 9:30! I was early..."
"Yeah but you're supposed to be here at 8. You were just early-ish"

by QuakerDan July 16, 2009

Stupid Early

Stupid Early is any time in the morning, when you don't feel you should be awake. It is too early for you, and you hate being awake and active at this time. Any time before 8AM can be universally classed as Stupid Early. If your boss asks you to get to work for 7AM for example, you can say 'That's stupid early'

I'll be there quite early tomorrow, but not stupid early.

by Eric Booth November 17, 2010

Wilkes Early College

This school is full of a bunch of teenagers who either try too hard or know how to cheat. Most of us were accepted by pure luck. A lot is expected out of us so we’re here basically killing ourselves just trying to pass. Everyone thinks we’re smart while we’re really not. We’re all sad and struggling. This may or may not be a call for help.

Someone: Wow you go to Wilkes Early College? You’re probably SOO smart!

by caprisunbois September 11, 2019

early bird special

The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."

Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!

by eightycarrots January 5, 2009

Early morning tea

The sweat left on someone's face from your scrotum after you teabag them.

Rucker: Would you like to join me for some early morning tea?
Courtney: What's that?

by -=RUCKER=- June 14, 2004

Early Out.

Employees (usually casino dealers) can request to go home early if there are more employees on duty than needed near the end of their shift. If they aren't needed they can get an Early Out.

I have a dentist appointment tomorrow at 9. I could realy use an Early Out.

by Melvin_M July 13, 2012

mad early

refers to a time before 7:00 am

i've gotta get up so early tomorrow like... MAD early.

by Kandi Kane April 4, 2006