exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time

exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself

by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007

emasculism

A form of feminism that primarily focuses on diminishing men--in contrast to elevating women--as a means to achieve equality between the sexes. Often a consequence of viewing such equality as a zero-sum game; that one's loss is the other's gain.

Kate: As a feminist, how do you feel about manspreading?
Jane: It's annoying, sure, but actually I would put that under emasculism, not feminism.

by Phlegmaticle July 12, 2015

emmas a faggot

a common phrase for being polite with friends

"emma mac?!?!?!" "oh, her? emmas a faggot."

by kylie223 January 8, 2019

exasturbation

Excessive masturbation,
Pleasuring oneself repetitively to the point of an obsession.

ex. exasturbation is common on Christian campuses.

origin: LWJS 2343

by Suite of Scandle April 28, 2009

emasculasticate

To remove a man's penis by biting it off.

As punishment for cheating, she licked her lips and proceeded to emasculasticate him.

by çinaptic July 6, 2011

Emastabatory Aid

An item to aid in Masterbation, usually pornography or a slut you found in an alley. If you have a good health plan it could vary from sexy nurses all the way to a clone of Angelina Jolee.

Person 1 "I cant get a hard on *cries*"
Person 2 "You need an Emastabatory Aid!"

by Dally-Doodlez November 6, 2006

emascc

Ecstacy Marrijuana Acid Speed Crack Cocaine.

A community based on IRC

© EMASCC. 2oo8 - W3 D0 IT 4 TEH LOLz

19:20 <@Syko-X> yeah i respect aaron and the decisions he makes and any request he asks of me

23:30 <Cookie`> whos linode zomghax?
23:31 <paranox> idiot look at the ident
23:31 <paranox> Cookie`: learn2internet
23:31 <Cookie`> yeah, an ident tell me everything?
23:31 <Cookie`> suck mroe dick

23:49 <rioter> KGO
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00:50 <masked> gs69azza fails

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wily 100
timex 100
sovnix 100
anomaly 100
Ezz^ 198 gs69azza 199
Syko-X 200 |lippa| 198
crypt_k 198
Fury 198
Sinther 150
Duckie_ 198
damo2002 185
Cookie` 199
IdleFire 175 Jamieliveshere 198
Stephen-wx 100 RavensRage 198 Sinsect 150
Richard 198
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by gs69azza January 26, 2008