when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
Get the river of excellencemug. Mixing Mountain Dew with Jack Daniels for the best drink ever! It'll literally turn you piss excellent!
by The GarrBear November 27, 2011
Get the Piss of Excellencemug. 
Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.
Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!
Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!
Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
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by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
Get the Double Excel Toilet Papermug. 1) noun, A campaign that has all type of assets (text, images and videos in all aspect ratios/lengths) thus capable of producing all type of ads
2) noun, A myth or hoax. Commonly used among reps to pitch knowing it leads to nothing
2) noun, A myth or hoax. Commonly used among reps to pitch knowing it leads to nothing
1) the campaign performed better after adding all assets to be CE (creative excellence)
2)the campaign works better with only the assets we know are good, 30s vertical videos (F*** creative excellence)
2)the campaign works better with only the assets we know are good, 30s vertical videos (F*** creative excellence)
by justforclicks May 22, 2023
Get the Creative Excellencemug. this is the same as the standard Microsoft office product otherwise known simply as excel. adding the word "calc" allows the user to make this product seem awesomer than it really is.
I don't like the results this excel workbook is giving me. I think I will try loading this information into an excel calc workbook. then I think I will be happy, and I will also become better looking as a result of using excel calc.
by anonymous calc October 25, 2012
Get the excel calcmug. An object show created by WebzForevz 8 years ago on Nov 26, 2014. It has canon LGBTQ+ characters and a gay couple in the show! The show ended, and the creator is currently releasing shorts of it.
Yo, did you hear about Broomer kissing Chalky (I think thats his name idfk I haven't really watched the show in a while) in one of Extraordinarily Excellent Entities shorts?
by @testbulbrush on tt February 5, 2023
Get the Extraordinarily Excellent Entitiesmug.