Ewan Millican

BMW Merchant, (drives a fiesta)

Ewan Millican: "Love The One Series, Hate the mrs"

"I really want a BMW" *cries*

by anonymous April 29, 2024

pulling a Ewan

When "pulling a Ewan" you fumble the bag; not being able to be with someone you like; making the other person lose interest in you

Josh: Hey Greg, I think this girl that really liked me is losing interest in me.

Greg: Aw man, don't be pulling a Ewan, that's the worse.

by Corbonnn April 13, 2022

A Ewan

To crash one's bicycle in an uncoordinated or hubbardy fashion.

Did you see Maatt did a Ewan? Now he's in a cast for six weeks

by Maaaaaaatt June 21, 2021

Dirty Ewan

When in the gym training a dumbbell falls on your feet leaving you in pain as you bend over to pick it up someone drives a kettle bell up your ass

I went to the gym for a dirty ewan

by JonBranchett March 31, 2020

national love ewan day

A day we’re you celebrate all the people with the name Ewan by showing love and respect

This incredible holiday takes place on the 7th February

“Happy national love Ewan day Ewan!”

by Gang12344688 February 6, 2018

The Ewan

ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards EVERYTHING. In his clueless nature he will inevitably fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and manipulative lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.

The Ewan
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"

by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021

Dirty Ewan

The act of licking the toilet bowl after a close family friend/related individual finishes after a large shit. Often caught hiding behind the bathroom door and sneaking his way in.

Last night I pulled a dirty ewan, my hot family friend finished and I licked that stuff up.

by sexynoncecharlie December 27, 2021