ass drummer

One who slaps ass checks like a bongo

Joe was being such a ass drummer when he repeatedly smacked my ass.

by Likema sack March 8, 2017

Drummer

Never there when you need one, but over abundance when you don’t

“My band needs a drummer, but they’re never here when we need them!”

by Hehshhhhh October 6, 2022

tummy drummer

When two males press their firmly erect penises (head to head) and each man presses as hard as he can until the end result is the "drumming" of one mans penis onto the other mans stomach to make the drumming sound.

Deeaz is the best tummy drummer I know. He beats Pinyati every time!

by DSquad September 19, 2013

Send Drummer Pics

Asking for a Male to send a picture of him playing with him male stick

Send Drummer pics babe.

by ItsMe090924 August 3, 2024

National Fuck a Drummer Day

National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!

"It's National Fuck A Drummer Day, get on that bed so we can start celebrating."

by jDerulo10 October 10, 2024

drummer

once the descriptive noun used to describe a travelling salesman(i.e. Drouet in the novel Sister Carrie by Theodore Dreiser)

That drummer sold 3000 dollars of Cross pens on his trip to Ohio.

by iloveZephyrthewolfdog October 30, 2010

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023