drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008

drool dance

When a cat goes into super affectionate mode, kneads any soft body part and begins to drool. Often accompanied by an almost orgasmic look on his face.

My cat woke me up at 3am doing the drool dance on my head

by Jasper's Mom September 22, 2006

drool pool

- caused by drooling over something or someone so much.
- drooling so much, it made a body of water.
- pool made up of one's own drool.

That ring girl is so hot, I thought i drowned in my drool pool.

by alohaboy May 9, 2010

If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.

Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006

drooler

1. Someone that asks stupid simple questions on a forum that everyone and their dog has already asked because they are too fucking lazy to search or open their damn eyes.

2. Someone that drools.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

drool material

A slang term used to describe someone who is very attractive, and has a collection of their pictures... which causes a person to metaphorically drool.

Lee you are sooo totally my drool material! I could stare at you all day!

by Dobby101 September 23, 2006

Droolbag

A slang word for someone Retarded.

Jeff: Dude, Jennifer keeps coming to our table at lunch...
Matt: I knooowww.
Jeff: Keep that droolbag at the SpEd table.
Matt: Cooool it. (With backhand raised)
Jeff: and kyles gay.

by FLAMER143 October 4, 2010