Dirty Doner

Where a male buys a kebab containing Doner meat along with other fillings such as salad as well as sauces such as chilli sauce or garlic mayonnaise. After eating the Doner meat the male proceeds to masturbate using the kebab bread and remaining contents as a sort of crude fleshlight thus creating the "Dirty Doner".

I had a Dirty Doner last night, it was well worth it although the extra hot chilli sauce was a bad idea...

by Bdog2002 June 7, 2011

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Donker

This is large knobby turd that really thuds the porcelain when you are on the toilet.

Dude, my anus was twisted after dropping a donker this morning.

by jimmy jam slam February 21, 2009

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dosser

Someone who cheats others or lives off little

EITHER comes from the word 'Doss house' OR DSS'er (Department of Social Security).

fucking hell you dosser clean our appartment

by Duncan Crossland June 16, 2006

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donker

a person who does everything wrong.

(this word is good for use around parents- it's not a swear word so you won't get in trouble. they'll have no idea what you're talking about)

big brother: you forgot to flush the toilet again!
little brother: oops.
big brother: shut up. you're such a donker.

by uradonker May 19, 2009

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Donner

Sometime in the 1800s a bunch of pioneers going to california for gold got stuck up in the sierra mountains next to donner lake(nevada) during winter. They ran out of food and resorted to canibalisim - known as the Donner Party

Bob: Hey jim whered you get this meat from? theres no animals for miles, and i know you didnt get any fish out of donner lake, they are all sleeping for winter... and were did lucy go???

Jim: just shut up and eat it!

by jet520 July 27, 2008

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