DISTURBED

A nu-metal band unlike many others in that their music has true meaning. Probably the greatest band ever. Deal with it.

SO LET ME SEE YOUR FUCKING HANDS
-Disturbed

by A Disturbed One March 28, 2009

Disturbed

An ALTERNATIVE (not NuMetal you fucknuts) Metal band. With frontman David Draiman, their songs are about the pain of your internal demons and standing up against those who make you feel like shit. (btw: NuMetal is a shitty 90's excuse for rapcore. Typical characteristics include (ofcourse) rap, downtuned guitars, self-righteousness, bitching, and materialism. Like System of a Down, Disturbed incorporate NONE of these aspects on a regular basis.)

1: Hey, did you know there's a new Disturbed album coming out this spring?
2: Yeah, they're my favorite numetal band since Slipknot and KoRn!
1: *Stabs 2 in the face and pisses on him*

by Phildo January 23, 2005

Disture

To speak with/about someone with hilarious contempt. Ribbing or paying someone out with agenda or disregard.

She spoke to him with such disture that he became increasingly ashamed.

by prayingardvark October 27, 2010

Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.

I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.

by Matt December 15, 2003

disturbed

the best nu metal band ever. end of story. no matter what your opinion, disturbed is a better band than anything else you have in mind.

Person1: HOLY CRAP I LOVE RIHANNA!!
Person2: Disturbed is better fucktard!!!

by MetalMonster January 21, 2009

Disturboner

When you get a hard-on after seeing something disturbing yet arousing.

Dude, that girl last night gave me a disturboner when she stripped naked and ritually smeared blood all over herself.

by Chakrahn October 7, 2010

Disturbed The Master

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate

Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."

by MMMX3 May 18, 2011