Load the dishwasher

To cum inside of a woman

I didn’t have a condom but she let me load the dishwasher.

by anonymous November 14, 2023

Mongolian Dishwasher

The Mongolian Dishwasher is the act where a friend of your puts dish soap into his mouth and you take your balls out and dunk them into your friends mouth with the dish soap in his mouth.

You: "Yo bro, want to do some Mongolian Dishwashing?"
Bro: "Hell yeah, I already got the dish soap!"
Mongolian Dishwasher: *the act of your friend putting dish soap into his mouth and you dunking your balls into his throat*

by 3han June 7, 2025

Dishwashed

The term used to refer to someone who is excessively high on marijuana. Symptoms include the spins, nausea, vomiting, paranoia, anxiety, sleepiness, excessive laughter, redness of the eyes, dry mouth, elevated heart rate, and decreased mobility.

Bro, I'm so dishwashed right now. I can't even move!

by Moneymacster March 7, 2016

Dishwashing

Dishwashing: The complex analysis, purification, polishing, and preservation of tupperware, tableware, and silverware, made up of materials such as metal, ceramics, porcelain, and plastic, using large quantities of the abundant resource found on various celestial bodies including our home planet earth, this resource contains two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom, and is often referred to as; water, hydrogen hydroxide, hydrogen dioxide, dihydrogen oxide, or dihydragen monoxide, some of these terms were used on the internet as a satire method of inducing fear on individuals personal way of life.

Person 1: Man, I hate dishwashing.
Person 2: Tell me about it.

by Rain.exe May 8, 2024