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a place where 40 year old pedophiles lurk in the admin voicechat, waiting to prey on 14 year old e-girls who are looking for attention.
person 1: hi, what social media apps you use?
person 2: I use discord, I am an admin in a server.
person 1:*calls the cops*
by sharon georgie January 29, 2022
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Imagine a place.......

WHERE FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS HAVE ARGUEMENTS ON VIDEOS GAMES WITH GROWN MEN WTF
I hate DISCORD
I love Discord
by KYNETIC January 30, 2022
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A group of transgenders or non-binaries.
Oh look there's a discord in the party, let us have fun!
by HoboCat February 8, 2022
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today I played rocket league for 4 hours and then I had a lovely chat with my bestie on discord
by Freed_gg March 18, 2022
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My life lies in discord everytime i wake up i sit in my chair all day texting and moderating in discord i am a mod in 47 hours i make sure to moderate in every single one of those servers for atleast 10 minutes a day after i've moderated for ten minutes in those servers i go to my favorite servers and also fuck sython if you see this like it to say fuck sython that server is ass
Discord?
yeah discord
by P Pusher February 25, 2022
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a place where 40 year old men who pay rent in their moms basement sexually groom minors, they typically have 0 life and never ever go outside. Even the company is aware of this by making tweets such as "time to go touch grass guys" (when the servers went down)
P1: hey bro wanna head over to the skatepark or sumn?
P2: nah im busy on discord rn
P1: when are you not on discord smh
by gucci flip phone April 4, 2022
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I'm not a fan of puppeteers, but I've a nagging fear
Someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
Wreaking anarchy, and all it brings
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony
What a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
May: have u herd discord yet?
June: yeah it is good song
by Swapsansfan April 7, 2022
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