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Disasterstroke

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.
Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude
by dr ben May 30, 2013
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DisAintWiki

Short way of saying, This Ain't Wikipedia... for all those idiots writing biographies here... this is URBAN DICTIONARY!
Person: Jake Paul: famous YouTuber

You: DisAintWiki!
by DAPULSE, LLC October 18, 2018
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Diasia

by Dhopkins November 24, 2021
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Earning disability

Politically correct term for poor. Those who make less than average to nothing may possess some type of earning disability. Those who make the most money seem to have no disability at all, but are frequently guilty of ableism. The most effective treatment is the unemployment pill, which may be prescribed by the government or by your primary care physician.
"Sucks to see all these jobless folks just wandering the streets. It's sad."

"Don't call them jobless, man. They have an earning disability."

"My buddy hasn't worked in 5 years. I really wish he'd get his ass in gear."

"You mean Mike? Dude, take it easy on him. He has an earning disability."

"My husband only makes 13 bucks an hour at his job. Because of him we're basically working poor."

"You're married to a guy with an earning disability?"
by Pylvia Slath June 22, 2021
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Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain
After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep
by TheNickR May 2, 2022
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disasterpiece

Bill accidentally put his vacation snapshots in the sales presentation he gave to our executive team today. It was a total disasterpiece.
by ironyman47 July 12, 2011
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Disaster pants

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up
"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."
by Thepeezy September 20, 2014
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