Diabetes

A disablilty to preform simple or complicated tasks.
A medical disorder that causes you to be cool.

Mom: Son finnish your homework!
Son: I cant because of my diabetes!
Guy1: Why does he have sooo many friends?
Guy2: Dude, he has diabetes!

by moocowawesomeness April 25, 2009

Diabetuss

Also known as: type 2 diabetes.

When you are fat and thicc from eating too much sugar and now insulin no work. :(

Cousin Joe has the diabetuss and should probably get some cinnamon.

by Tammy** December 21, 2021

diabeetes

A supposedly-existing illness incurred from chowing down on too many disgusting-tasting/textured red globular veggies.

Eating beets won't give you "diabeetes" (and in fact, "said red" veggies may actually often **help** wif da "real deal" unstable-blood-sugar disorder), but if your toddler hates to eat dem, you don't need to force dem on him, since there are plenty of alternative foods dat will provide him wif comparable nutritional properties --- examples of usually-more-palatable-and-also-antioxidant-rich delicacies include blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, purple or red grapes, etc.

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

disbetus

A amazing snack containing 57% of daily sugar!

Me: I just gave David Schiffer a disbetus
You: WHOA HE'S SO HYPER NOW

by dk103213 March 12, 2010

diabetes juice

a ludicrously surgery drink made using extreme amounts of instant juice power to the point where despite stirring a sludge remains on the bottom. related to bug juice

a full cup drunk in one sitting may induce vomiting

he started to cry after he sampled his 2 parts powder and 1 part water diabetes juice

by just back from camping July 7, 2011

Diabetes Proliferation Day

AKA (Halloween) Diabetes Proliferation Day (DPD) is the catalyst of a week long candy binge that is engaged in primarily by children. It is encouraged by parents, neighbors, and even teachers; going so far as to bribe children with candy around this time. This day also involves dressing up in costume, but this element is not as important as the fact that kids will consume enough sugar to keep them up for days.

I made out real well this Diabetes Proliferation Day. Not only did I pocket at least 30 kit kats, milky ways and smarties a piece, but my blood sugar level hit an all time high!

by Honest Earnest October 12, 2011

diabetes rage

Fat people with resting bitch face who need snacks for their low blood sugar

You could tell she had diabetes rage by the look on her face and the hunger in her eyes.

by Hyperheidi21 December 14, 2014