Dew Fairy

A term that can basically be used to describe anyone. Most commonly it is associated with homosexual men or men wearing strange clothing, though this way is not always an insult, simply an observation. It is very rarely associated with women, despite actual Dew Fairies being female. Anyone prancing about or dancing can easily be called a Dew Fairy. It is an insult but not exactly a serious one.

Other words that are associated with this are:
Doo Fairy (As in feces)
'Doo Fairy (As in Scooby Doo)
Do Fairy (As in doing things)
'Do Fairy (As in Hairdo)
Due Fairy (As in being due)

The nice thing about this insult is that it can be translated to any of the others without the person knowing, so an insult can be transferred into a compliment should your boss accidentally overhear you calling him a Doo Fairy or Dew Fairy. Simply switch to Do Fairy, and explain that you were simply saying he does a good job at doing his work, etc.

This insult is otherwise seen in the eyes of the beholder and can be translated however you'd like.
That guy is such a Dew Fairy. Just look at how he walks.
by Cailism September 20, 2010
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Roofie Dew

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.
I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew
by cool4dude April 29, 2005
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monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."
Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew
by Kaykay05 March 02, 2017
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Dirty Dew

A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.
I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch
by Ramsey4132 February 13, 2022
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bum dew

The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.
by Crumment September 08, 2003
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jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering
Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'
by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX March 09, 2018
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Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.
Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.
by FOMS October 10, 2020
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