Devon

A son Athena. One who is very in touch with his feminine side, a computer nerd, and somehow... A chick magnet (although oblivious to this). He has many crushes and is extremely awkward. He's best friends with a small gangly child who aspires to be an actor/cross country runner.

Person 1: ERMAHGERD! Devon is like sooooo hoooottttttttt!
Person 2: But he's a total nerd! How are you attracted to him?
Person1: *blank stare*

nerd attractive wtf confusion

by Hello children July 19, 2013

Devonshire scampi face

Full bodied gurning whilst eating, due to a horribly swollen and painful tongue. Often the result of a heavy weekend of drinking and/or recreational drug use.

You could tell by his Devonshire scampi face that five pills over the weekend was probably too many.

by wraftonstagboys June 23, 2011

Devon

The biggest dick ever. Actual ever. I mean, he is a super nice guy. He isn't a dick. He just has a massive penis. It is intimidating at first. Very scary until you get to know him. He likes trucks and has a lot of tractors in his house. But really, he has the biggest penis.

Girl: what's the best sex you have ever had?

Other girl: well it was with this guy, Devon. Actually the sex wasn't that great because it felt like the Eifel tower was tearing me in half.

by Topdogmanboy August 5, 2018

DEVON

witty, sarcastic, sexy female that's too cool for earth. in fact, she's jupiterian (from jupiter). she pisses excellence on the first and 15th of every month. fuckable but not sure if she can procreate with earthlings.

what do you mean you're prego? i thought you were devon!

by idontfckearthlings October 4, 2010

Louis DeJoy

Horrible Trump donor who just happens to be running the USPS. He kneecapped the post office so that Americans can’t vote Trump out in the upcoming election. See: Voter Suppression

My mail hasn’t been delivered in forever! Thank that Louis DeJoy!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker August 21, 2020

Decoy Panties

An extra pair of panties that a girl brings out with her to leave at the house of a date/one night stand. They are usually a size or two smaller so the finder thinks she was smaller/thinner than she really is.

Yeah, he will call, I left my decoy panties so he will think he got luckier than he did

by tmwiggins January 7, 2011

Devonenhofin

To excrete human feces directly into the spread anal crevice of another, with the intention of receiving the feces back into the oral cavity of the original donor.

Ex. Jill was extremely elated by Jim's proposition to
devonenhofin her this evening after the wine and cheese tasting.
Ex. I was devonenhofining her, when I realized that I had lost
my appetite.
Ex. When we devonenhofin, I really get a feel for how much
degradation fast food can cause the body.
Ex. Mr. Johnson always remembers his finer years, when he
devonenhofined through the night with his mistress.

by theownerererererer October 11, 2011