detux

Noun: The recovery period required after a wedding, ball, gala recital, orchestral performance, or other event requiring formal dress.

Verb: The act of recovering after a wedding, ball, gala recital, orchestral performance, or other event requiring formal dress.

(n.) After an awesomazing piano performance, Kyle drove around listening to the Weepies for detux.

(v.) After a fantasmalicious piano performance, Kyle had to detux for a few hours by driving around listening to the Weepies.

by Sreyem Nayr August 9, 2010

detonate

After chugging a can of beer (this does not work with a bottle) one smashes it against his head or that in the surrounding vicinity, aka detonating it, until it is crushed. Then, said detonator throws it wherever he pleases and the act of detonating it is completed. Usually leads to someone getting laid and or married.

Jake: Hey Addie I really like you we should hang out some.. wtf

(Garrett finishes chugging his beer and detonates it on Jake's head, the proceeds to throw it directly in the face of Chapman)

Garrett: DETONATE, bitch

Chapman: Are you kidding me? I'm from Rye.

Jake: Sorry Addie, where was I?

Addie: Oh Jakeee, I love you so much lets scissor!! And then you can squat down and sit on my face. (they make out)

by Ernest Gallagher September 8, 2012

detonate

1. Verb.- to cause an explosion.
2. Keyword in a game played between two friends and an "out-of-the-loop" third party where detonate is used to inform the other friend the hit the "out-of-the-loop" friend in the pectoral region. For info on counter attacks, see Blowback.

Sam: Detonate!
Allison: **fwap**
Julie: Ahhh, my bresticle.

by Sqrip February 23, 2007

detox440

An atypical body of insanity.

Insane asylums are full of detox440s and Napoleon Bonapartes.

by werdiksrowaj October 21, 2008

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

deto

1) generic word for any terrible place, like a gulag, a gay nightclub, or hell.

2) place justin bieber came from.

Dude 1: Who is this Justin fag? He needs to go back to the Deto.

by Ademska April 3, 2011

deton-hate

When a person in a group conversation makes an obvious threat to cockblock, and blow up a spot on another after clear sign is given to change the subject or stop.

Guy: "You know you're the only one for me, girl!"

Janet: "Really? You so sweet!"

Emily: "Who was that one girl I saw you with yesterday, Guy?"

Guy: "Oh, my sister? We went to lunch. She prettier than you, Emily! Quit trying to deton-hate and go somewhere!"

Janet: "Aww, you and your sister....that's so sweet!"

Emily: "You ain't a player, fool!"

Guy: "Emily, get your hand off the red button and beat it!"

Janet: "Yeah, Emily, can't you see we're talking?"

by Haloed Griot May 4, 2005