derpes

a disease you get from derping too much. very hard to get rid of, in some serious cases it's permanent. *cough* Michael! *cough*

Guy 1: "Maynee, I just came back from the doctor and I tested positive for derpes." Guy 2: "That's derpin' derped up."

by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010

deplenish

to degrade, to remove the furniture from a house

"The extensive hate deplenished their relationship"

by willR April 29, 2005

Derpression

When your STUPID and SAd at the sAMe time alL tHE tiME

Guy: hey doc. So my friend has been acting weird like he has derpression
Friend: (crys weirdly) owna ooaa oooee
Doctor: lemme see... (Guy: does he have it!?!?!? (Doctor: I'm afraid he does have derpression

by Derpeness July 2, 2018

Durple Dur

The noise you make when refering to a fucking idiot after they say something boneheaded.

Man, I can't believe that you just ate the banananus!!! Durple Dur!!!

by Dumpster Mosley October 15, 2008

Derilee

Derilee is most likely the most epic person you will ever meet! All the guys want to be with her, and all the girls want to be her. That's probably because she is supafly!

Derilee totally puts the EP in EPICNESS!!!

That girl has to be Derilee. Epicness oozes from her epic pores

by bagherra February 4, 2010

Derpese

A condition that always causes the sufferer to derp in photographs.

After being unable to find a single photo for his Facebook profile in which he did not derp, Damon began to suspect that he had contracted Derpese

by furrycreature November 15, 2011

Derped

Being derped is being karate chopped by Derpy Hooves. Since she is a derp and a screw up, she may karate chop you to make you screw up.

Person 1: Dude, why'd you drop your phone?
Person 2: I got derped.

by Heriotza March 22, 2013