johnny depth-finder

An actor, who's most famous roles include:
-captain jack daniels on pirates of the celestial universe
-mort 'horse face' rainey on secret lindo
-jilbert snape on who's eating out jilbert snape's mom
-willy wanker on willy wanker and the black man who got caught in the chocolate river and ended up drowning, and then his family hired a lawyer and sued mr. wanker. they ended up winning in court and opposing council was forced to give up his factory 'ex libris' and it is now owned by the negro's family, hence why the candy is tainted with cocaine and tastes like shit.
-george lung on blow, a movie about oral sex.
-chicken mcchugget on that one 'ba-dah-bah-bah-bah' commercial for 'mickey d's'

fuck it, we'll do it live.

johnny depth-finder is a fuck.
someday, I may just have to throw this piece of shit out the window.

by liberalwizardtyler June 30, 2008

deepthroat voice

Usually characteritic of a girl whose diet consists of semen and cigarettes, causing her voice to be deeper and rougher than average.

"Yo, bro, Kelly from that sorority is banging!" "You might want to stay away after listening to that deepthroat voice."

by denson_gorbes February 20, 2015

depth charger

when a man sticks his nose in the vaginal area so as to check the depth of what he is working with

Mannnn, i dropped a depth charger on dat girl last week and there aint much room to work wit!

by Mike May 28, 2004

Depth Charge

Derivation of the blumpkin. A blumpkin is the act of receiving a fellatio while discharging feces on the toilet. To properly perform a depth charge, one must be receiving a blumpkin, then suddenly stand up, letting feces drop in to the toilet bowl, splashing the fellator in the face.

"I heard that Susie Creamcheese bit you while giving head?"
-"Yeah, so I quick stood up and let go a depth charge."

by RaoleDuke April 27, 2007

deepthroat this

Lol. A noob movie.

"Deepthroat this" (shows the middle finger)

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix August 2, 2004

ocean depths

The vastness, depth and elasticity of a female's vaginal canal.

After venturing into her ocean depths, I nearly drowned and almost didn't return.

by Robyn February 25, 2004

Deceitful Deepthroat

When you make your dick look smaller by pushing your pelvis down and when receiving head you thrust your dick all the way in forcing her to deepthroat your cock.

Should have seen the look on her face when I gave her a deceitful deepthroat last night. She gagged so hard.

by Lucinda Jonas June 14, 2020