Hey Bob I'm going to the club to get some numbers tonight
Bob: you better leave those broke hoes alone you going to be paying all there bills you must love being a debt collector
Bob: you better leave those broke hoes alone you going to be paying all there bills you must love being a debt collector
by Snowk1ng August 24, 2017
 Get the Debt collectormug.
Get the Debt collectormug. by jamungous October 16, 2022
 Get the Debtmug.
Get the Debtmug. When someone wins a slap bet but has yet to deliver the slap. This may be due to a desire to strategically time the slap or, more commonly, the lack of fortitude to strike a fellow human being.
"Dude, I heard you lost a slap bet to Tracie last week! That must have hurt!"
"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."
"Naw, she still owes me a slap debt. She doesn't have it in her."
by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014
 Get the slap debtmug.
Get the slap debtmug. by Green Pill December 30, 2019
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Get the Guardian Debt Reliefmug. The principle and/or an unspoken code in which a person performs a task or favor for another person, that results in debt that can only be repaid with anal sex.
Emilia: Thanks for the ride to the bank, but I have no money to pay you.
Winston: If you can't pay me, you are in anal debt to me!
Winston: If you can't pay me, you are in anal debt to me!
by Evan? December 25, 2015
 Get the Anal Debtmug.
Get the Anal Debtmug. Beetch, my debt sister told me the other day that she had no money but I saw her at Urban Outfitters.
by rudecockblocker April 3, 2017
 Get the debt sistermug.
Get the debt sistermug. Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Get the spiritual debt-relief ploymug.